Category: Issue #13

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You were a great starspeaker. You weren’t one of the best. Once, you mistranslated a location and directed a haughty emerald comet into an icy sea, where it obliterated three islands, inhabitants, limestone, glacier tears, and all. Another time, you argued with an invading meteor shower instead of deferring, so they turned their blaze on…

We buried my little brother inside a condom. Mom was upset; she didn’t appreciate the philosophy behind my work. After the funeral, I was ousted from the house. I moved to a small Turkish island in the Mediterranean with my girlfriend to keep making coffins. Grandpa was originally from there. He always talked well about…